Sunday, April 17, 2011

When I Die - Adult Joke


My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." 
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

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